If Tigers Ran The Mafia

When you look at me, you see intimidation nothing else to look at! I am a big white tiger with piercing blue eyes that burn through your soul. I don’t think you should look at me because when you look at me you’re just asking to get your throat knocked in. If you haven’t realized already I’m the boss, I have nobody to answer too but myself.

                        Later that night….

As I jaunted through the casino, I seen my good friend Fat Tommy playing at the craps table. He told me there was some business I had to take care of I the back room, some guy thinking who he is was preying on my zebras in my territory. Who does this guy think he is? Taking my zebras those are my zebras and boars.

So I took actions into my own hands, instead of shooting the guy like these humans do (the easy way out), I bite him, tore him to shreds. My teeth are as sharp as a hunters’ knife, I got the most spine chilling teeth in town. In this town you don’t mess with me, my boys, my zebras or boars because you will have to deal with me the boss, the bloodcurdling tiger that runs this town!

Cave Men

Is it gold? Is it diamonds? Can it be both? Life long friends Jack, Rose and Patrick were on a hunt! They traveled across the country from New York to California for the new found Gold and jewels. They heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that select California caves have gold and or diamonds. Considering only a few caves had the stash, they were 100% were willing to put their all into finding the fortune.

As they all arrived, they settled into a 3-bedroom condo in San Francisco and were ready to start their mission. They had all blue prints to start out their hunt to find the goods. They started at the cave about 25 miles away from their condo and started digging and hitting. Dig after dig after dig nothing. They spent about 16 hours straight working and nothing.

3 weeks passed by and still couldn’t find a thing. At this point, they were getting very frustrated and fed up they have been looking non stop for days and they can’t seem to hit jackpot. Since they are all frustrated with not finding anything, they all start getting mad at each other and started bickering. Jack, Rose and Patrick are all fed up with hunting and each other. At this point, they all want to go home but agree on getting one last cave done.

4 weeks and 30 caves later, they hit it. The last cave had all the gold and diamonds they have been wishing for. They found millions upon millions of dollars’ worth of gold and diamonds. They couldn’t have been any happier. They were all able to go home happily to their families… and millionaires.

6.2, "Always a Problem"

"I don't know what to do with the body, this never happened to me before if you don't give me the other half of the product, YOU are disposing of the body not me. There is always a problem with you." Joey had no idea what to he wasting, he was in a predicament that he was never had to deal with before. 6 hours have passed and Tony never called back, it is because he didn't want to give up his half. He wasn't done with the dead man yet. In order for them to get rid of the body, Joey and Tony needed to put together both of their halves of the "product" so it can dispose of the body properly. Tony had one part of the chemical and Joey had the other half, in order for it work they need both lime and some other chemical no one can pronounce. "TONY YOU NEED TO COME HERE BEFORE THE BODY STARTS SMELLING I AM NOT DEALING WITH YOUR PROBLEMS ANYMORE." Finally, Tony calls back and said he will come. They put the lifeless male body in a commercial size plastic storage bin and start the process, they put some liquid with the body and then dropped both of their chemicals hopping for the body to start disintegrate. Nothing was happening... then they realized that someone else had the 3rd part of the product to really finish the job. But who had it? To be continued...